Paper Stars.

Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

HIS VOICE!! OHHH MYYY GODDDDD

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kyary-punch-you-punch-you:

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states
i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

OKAYHOMO

omgtsn:

my friend and i were slam dunk drunk and made up new names for states

i present to you THE UNTIED STAPES OF AMERICLAP

OKAYHOMO

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@3 hours ago with 61370 notes

jasmine-blu:

im drooling

its perfect

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@3 hours ago with 1890 notes

lion-for-a-mouth:

bebimarie:

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

solemio:

antsy-pants:

hunybee:

shehitmefornoreason:

The Real Housewives of Disney

this was the funniest thing of the night

Oh god that was amazing

best sketch of the night

“and I’m a huge fucking mess”

looks like m stepmom isn’t the only evil queen in town! bahahahahaha

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@3 hours ago with 171360 notes

"When we hold each other, in the darkness, it doesn’t make the darkness go away. The bad things are still out there. The nightmares still walking. When we hold each other we feel not safe, but better. “It’s all right” we whisper, “I’m here, I love you.” and we lie: “I’ll never leave you.” For just a moment or two the darkness doesn’t seem so bad."

Neil Gaiman, Neil Gaiman’s Midnight Days (via thresca)

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@3 hours ago with 1810 notes

cashia:

Now that I’ve had a few hours to recoup from this weekend I can finally post this photo. Anti possession courtesy of Michael White. (Taken with instagram)

@3 hours ago with 22 notes

cigarettesandcipralex:

“There’s this girl in the mirror, I wonder who she is. Sometimes I think I know her and sometimes I wish I did. There is a story in her eyes, lullabies, and goodbyes. When she’s looking back at me I can tell…she’s hurting inside.”

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@3 hours ago with 3269 notes

jerk-at-work:

Yeah. Just wanted to show my new Supernatural tattoo. Non timebo mala - I will fear no evil.

Small, but effective. I was thinking about adding the Colt to it. Mhh, we’ll see. Better quality is coming soon.

@3 hours ago with 35 notes

Zooey Deschanel:	Is that rain?
Siri:	What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel:	Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri:	...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel:	Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri:	Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel:	Remind me to clean up.
Siri:	Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel:	Tomorrow.
Siri:	I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel:	Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri:	I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel:	Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri:	I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel:	dances
Siri:	Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

@3 hours ago with 43157 notes

fuckyeahtattoos:

My newest tattoo, it says “Ugly on the skin, Lovely from within” around a rose in glass. I got the rose idea from Beauty and the Beast and the quote from Ninja -Die Antwoord. I thought they fitted nicely together :)

Done in Connected Ink, Dublin.

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